I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.
I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol
I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.
I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol
men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality 🙂
Men =/= Women
Women can have equal social standing when they make an equal contribution and half of our infantry are women.
William. You are so brave for talking shit when you look like this. How many layers of inbred are you? Is your family tree more like a family donut? I can see that you tried with that hairstyle, but you shouldn’t have. You see, Billy Bob, you can’t just take the shavings from your head and sprinkle them on your top lip and call that a mustache. That hairline is trying to run away from your bad opinions. Your eyebrows aren’t even on speaking terms. Every level of your development as a human has been another mistake. And here you sit, on your porn blog, explaining to human women why we can’t be equal until we’re half of the infantry… are you? I find that really hard to believe. Is that what you think makes a person worthwhile? Being a meat shield? Cleetus, if that’s all you aspire to, I’m so sorry. Look at those shoulders. You wouldn’t even be a good meat shield, because someone could shoot at you point blank and still miss
What contribution have you made to society? The largest cumsock collection in all of Alabama? Most Cousins Fucked 2k15? How many confederate flags do you own, exactly?
Billy bob. No one wants to be equal to you. We can do so much better than that.
men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality 🙂
Men =/= Women
Women can have equal social standing when they make an equal contribution and half of our infantry are women.
William. You are so brave for talking shit when you look like this. How many layers of inbred are you? Is your family tree more like a family donut? I can see that you tried with that hairstyle, but you shouldn’t have. You see, Billy Bob, you can’t just take the shavings from your head and sprinkle them on your top lip and call that a mustache. That hairline is trying to run away from your bad opinions. Your eyebrows aren’t even on speaking terms. Every level of your development as a human has been another mistake. And here you sit, on your porn blog, explaining to human women why we can’t be equal until we’re half of the infantry… are you? I find that really hard to believe. Is that what you think makes a person worthwhile? Being a meat shield? Cleetus, if that’s all you aspire to, I’m so sorry. Look at those shoulders. You wouldn’t even be a good meat shield, because someone could shoot at you point blank and still miss
What contribution have you made to society? The largest cumsock collection in all of Alabama? Most Cousins Fucked 2k15? How many confederate flags do you own, exactly?
Billy bob. No one wants to be equal to you. We can do so much better than that.
‘lesbophobic’ is actually a funny term because if you mean that as in “i hate gays and gay rights and hope lgbt+ people all die” then no, i’m really not
but if you mean ‘lesbophobic’ as in “i am instilled with deep fear at the sight of the word ‘lesbian’ after years of witnessing verbal and emotional abuse heaped on all my fellow queers by self-identified lesbians—some who fit the Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist label and some who didn’t fit it, but were simply unknowing yes-men to the culture and ideals TERFs sowed in the lesbian community” then yeah
i guess i am
Do you suffer emotional trauma when someone doesn’t invite you to their birthday party?
‘lesbophobic’ is actually a funny term because if you mean that as in “i hate gays and gay rights and hope lgbt+ people all die” then no, i’m really not
but if you mean ‘lesbophobic’ as in “i am instilled with deep fear at the sight of the word ‘lesbian’ after years of witnessing verbal and emotional abuse heaped on all my fellow queers by self-identified lesbians—some who fit the Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist label and some who didn’t fit it, but were simply unknowing yes-men to the culture and ideals TERFs sowed in the lesbian community” then yeah
i guess i am
Do you suffer emotional trauma when someone doesn’t invite you to their birthday party?