bigmeansweatydyke:

jjsinterlude:

insidiousink:

hobbit-feels:

badgyal-k:

tiffanyaliyah:

ukrindian:

bae–electronica:

dynastylnoire:

jollylollylily:

clarknokent:

Bruh

Yooooooo…

Levels

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

black mirror season 4

Savage

Oh wow

This is super epic. 

He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.

HOWEVER

If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson. 

In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.

This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

#In which a man is in command of his destiny
#And does not know it

YOOOOOOOO

WHEN YOU DO THE CLOWNERY

sangredesirena:

sangredesirena:

a cop blackmailed an undocumented woman with deportation threats in order to sexually abuse her FOUR year old daughter for several MONTHS. cops are fucking evil, ICE is fucking evil, and above all, men are fucking evil. this is one of the most heartbreaking things i’ve ever read

i hope the shiteating, bootlicking cop lovers that plagued my notifications on my post cry themselves to sleep because he fucking killed himself lol

sangredesirena:

sangredesirena:

a cop blackmailed an undocumented woman with deportation threats in order to sexually abuse her FOUR year old daughter for several MONTHS. cops are fucking evil, ICE is fucking evil, and above all, men are fucking evil. this is one of the most heartbreaking things i’ve ever read

i hope the shiteating, bootlicking cop lovers that plagued my notifications on my post cry themselves to sleep because he fucking killed himself lol

benyw:

bitter-badfem-harpy:

serocourse:

bitter-badfem-harpy:

squelchette:

serocourse:

squelchette:

serocourse:

robocourse:

gayasingay:

robocourse:

cocksmasher69:

gayasingay:

If you can’t understand that non binary is just an extension of the gender binary that does nothing to abolish gender but actually re-inforces it idk how to help you

The mere existence of “non binary” reinforces the fact that there is in fact a sex binary but they think they’re better than that because they’re not 100% gender conforming (no one is…) and that people who don’t call themselves nonbinary agree completely with the gender stereotypes imposed on them

At this point I think we can all at least admit that basing your entire identity around stereotypes is fucking stupid. If a woman is “breaking stereotypes” by wearing a men’s beanie instead of a bow, she is still very much enforcing stereotypes, isn’t she? If a man is breaking stereotypes by performing femininity so that he’ll be read as female, he is absolutely buying into stereotypes

OP and friend your teeth belong to me now. 

Your post sucks op

op your pants cant wait for my pee

keep your creepy piss fetish to yourself, weirdo

SHDKJFKDHDKDH WHAT???????

WHAT???? is right. you’re the one who wants to piss in someone else’s pants

Why does @serocourse want to pee in someone else’s pants is it a sex thing or are they too stupid to use the newspaper like a good boy?

do you really take things so seriously on this website that you legitimately believe that a stranger on the internet is going to take time out of their life to break into some randos house and piss on their pants??

Why do you want to pee in someone else’s pants dude

Piss fetish genderists… could it get any more cliche? 

@serocourse no one here consented to being a part of your online piss fetish play. Be careful, your constant threats of pissing on people could be considered sexual harassment.

@serocourse got dragged

benyw:

bitter-badfem-harpy:

serocourse:

bitter-badfem-harpy:

squelchette:

serocourse:

squelchette:

serocourse:

robocourse:

gayasingay:

robocourse:

cocksmasher69:

gayasingay:

If you can’t understand that non binary is just an extension of the gender binary that does nothing to abolish gender but actually re-inforces it idk how to help you

The mere existence of “non binary” reinforces the fact that there is in fact a sex binary but they think they’re better than that because they’re not 100% gender conforming (no one is…) and that people who don’t call themselves nonbinary agree completely with the gender stereotypes imposed on them

At this point I think we can all at least admit that basing your entire identity around stereotypes is fucking stupid. If a woman is “breaking stereotypes” by wearing a men’s beanie instead of a bow, she is still very much enforcing stereotypes, isn’t she? If a man is breaking stereotypes by performing femininity so that he’ll be read as female, he is absolutely buying into stereotypes

OP and friend your teeth belong to me now. 

Your post sucks op

op your pants cant wait for my pee

keep your creepy piss fetish to yourself, weirdo

SHDKJFKDHDKDH WHAT???????

WHAT???? is right. you’re the one who wants to piss in someone else’s pants

Why does @serocourse want to pee in someone else’s pants is it a sex thing or are they too stupid to use the newspaper like a good boy?

do you really take things so seriously on this website that you legitimately believe that a stranger on the internet is going to take time out of their life to break into some randos house and piss on their pants??

Why do you want to pee in someone else’s pants dude

Piss fetish genderists… could it get any more cliche? 

@serocourse no one here consented to being a part of your online piss fetish play. Be careful, your constant threats of pissing on people could be considered sexual harassment.

@serocourse got dragged

Make Some Pocket Extenders for Your Pants

hungry-skin-vacant-meat:

thesinisterspinster:

rosalarian:

quixiiify:

So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there – come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.

I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).

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See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.

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 So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.

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Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t
really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and
then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.

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Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.

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Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.

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Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.

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Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!

Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.

You are a goddamn hero.

I am gonna do this to like everything

Reblog this every time you see it to help your sisters out